Clyde knows all! Click the tarot cards on the right and he will reveal your fate.

(have another go if the first one doesn't feel right though)

*Please note: this is fan-art. The mystical spirits who created it just want to celebrate local hero Clyde, and the legacy of the 2014 Glasgow Commonwealth Games. #neverforget
**Also, the format is massively derivative of Illo.tv's tarot-o-bot - so have a look at that if you get a chance. Its great.